...worst day ever and super inggo all grown up...

update from my previous post:

i actually did get to go out last saturday. i held on to the fact that my dad owes me one for going to the confirmation as his substitute. so i went to uncle owe's place for a few bottles of beer, non-stop stories, and capped the night off with "Heroes" discussion and pares. went home? 3AM. and i had a confirmation to go to.

(before moving on, how about you, who's Heroes character power would you rather have?)


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Confirmation and Food Galore

i swear, out of 4 pairs of ninongs and ninangs, i didn't know any single one of them. i didn't even know the kid who's going to be confirmed. alas, it was a guy whom i forgot the name of, but a really nice kid, it seemed. while every other person being confirmed had a ninong-ninang accompany him/her to the preist, our kid had 4 pairs coming along. that was  rich.

then i didn't know if i'd actually go to the reception. they didn't know me. i didn't know them. it's like crashing a party or something. but still, dad's friend asked me to come join them, so i did.

it wasn't that much of a bad idea. it was too boring, because i sat with the old people, but man, the food was like santa's bag... it was like, i thought i was finished, but then food just comes out. in order of appearance, i have it as:

1. pansit
2. soup
3. cold cuts platter?
4. beef with broccoli
5. shrimp sauteed in some chinese sauce
6. chili crab
7. yang chow fried rice
8. steamed fish
9. buchi
10. siomai-looking rice cakes
11. dessert sago with either mango or pineapple syrup

they came out 10mins apart or more. i didn't know if it would stop. but when everyone was done eating and they had their own moments, i took mine and left, i needed to get a good parking spot for my car...

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Worst Day Ever, Part 1

nakapark na sana ako ng maayos. makitid, pero maayos ang pagkakapark. volks un dala ko. dapat ingatan. tiningnan ko kun bukas un harap, at bukas nga xa... ilang ult naming sinubukang isarado, pero ndi namin masara. tinulungan na ko nun gwardya. nun sumuko na ko, pinasok ko na sa loob yung spare tire na nasa harap pati na rin un original na jack ng volks. tapos, sinarado ko ulit lahat.

akalain mo ba namang nag-lock bigla ung harap. pota.

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Worst Day Ever, Part 2

TNT talaga team ko. pero para sa larong ito, alam ko SMB ang mananalo. si imon at jason, kontra sa buhay, si ella, isa pa, dahil ded kei macmac. si kali, eekay, at ako, SMB nun araw na un.

sobrang ganda ng laban. antanga nga lang ni tanquincen. dati, ndi ko maramdaman un galit sa kanya ng mga fans ng Ginebra, dahil napachampion naman niya un team. ngayon, naniniwala na kong nagkataon lang na magaling ang mga player nya noon, at bumabagsak lang ang mga tira nila.

pingris ang binabantayan ni cardona. 5 foul na si cardona. ndi nila dinikdik. danny seigle, kinakain ng buhay si carey, na 5 fouls na rin. washington? ayun, gusto ko sana sulatan na ndi xa si lebron james kahit na mag-headband pa xa at mag-sleeve.

anung ginawa ni tanquincen? live or die by the three. nilabas si pingris. pinasok si tugade.

epekto: ndi kelangan dumepensa ng dikit ni macmac, ndi madidikitan ever si carey.

resulta: pamatay ni macmac. lahat ng mintis ng TNT? kei carey napunta.

talo SMB, 1 point.

ambobo ni siot.

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Worst Day Ever, Part 3

sa larong ito, SLR naman kami. si imon lang ALA. nakakaantok un laro, kumpara sa una na kun saan talagang napapatayo kami sa upuan. ndi nagkaron ng pagkakataong dumakdak si kelly williams. 

ambakaw ni yeo kahit xa un nagpahabol. sayang lang. nyeta.

muli, talo nananaman ang team na napili namin.

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Worst Day Ever, Part 4

kakain, nakarating kei Mang Inasal sa mei Buendia. ok naman dun, walang problema. ang masama, pauwi na lang, nag-iba un tunog nun kotse ko. sinilip ko, kulang na ng isang tambutso un kotse. binalikan namin, pero wala na.

buong byahe, urat na urat ako't nawalan pa ko ng tambutso. tambutso ng baby ng tatay ko. demmit.

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Worst Day Ever, Icing

nakauwi ako sa bahay bago mag-12. well, 5 mins bago mag-12. chinese new year daw sabi ni mama, dapat nasa bahay ako bago mag-12.

good thing na nakabalik ako ng bahay kaya icing? hardly.

ipapasok ko na lang un kotse, nang marinig kong iba nanaman un tunog ng tambutso ko.....


..... wla na rin pala ung isa. pota. ang saya....

January 25, 2009, tatandaan kita tulad ng araw nang paglaban ni Pacman kei Dela Hoya.

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Super Inggo Grows Up

irrelevant, true, after ranting about the past day, but hey, today's a new day right? i honestly don't know where to pick myself up without optimism.



anyway, me and my red hair get our first pic out in multiply. i'm not vain enough to post a whole album of myself, so i decided to post a couple of pics to show off my super inggo hair, all cut again after deciding it's way easier to style than back when it was super long.

















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Dad and Doctor: Professional Help at its Finest

this story is best told when acted out, with me and my excruciatingly long, detailed manner, but exaggerated and funny if you actually wait for it...

so my dad goes to the doctor to fix his problem on pissing. see, the hospital initially stuck something to his thing in order for him to be able to piss. today was the day they take it out. i leave what happened to your imagination (but if we meet, i'd gladly retell this with exaggerated acting. it is that legen...wait for it... dary..)

Doc: (pulling out the thing slowly)
Pa: (painful look) Masakit...
Doc: teka... (stretches) AAAIIIIIIIIYIYIYIIYIYYIYIYIIYIYI (shouting while continually karate-chopping my dad's chest)
Pa: (gulat, puzzled)
Doc: (suddenly pulls out the thing)
Pa: (teary eyed) ............. hahahaha.....


IT WAS CRAZY! the doc went all berserk on him and my dad was so shocked that he didn't feel as much pain as he had to. that's medical city methods for you...